Less Than Cake

Wouldn't it be nice if you could have the internet at your fingertips whenever you needed it? I know that would make my life a whole lot easier. And if you could just do a one time download of the internet then you wouldn't have to pay a monthly bill for internet access - I mean what would be the point of paying for the internet if you can just download it to your computer?

Now some of you may be thinking this is not possible because the internet has many tubes and how could you ever get all those tubes onto your computer and Al Gore might not want to license the internet to you because he is really protective of his invention.

Fortunately, we have found a way around these obstacles and the internet is now available for download:

1. Upgrade your Hard Drive so you can fit the internet tubes on your computer.
2. Don't tell Al that you are just going to download the internet - what he doesn't know can't hurt you.
   

Now that we have everything all figured out, you are ready to proceed by downloading the internet:

Click Here to Download the Internet

P.S. After your download completes, don't forget to call your ISP (Internet Service Provider) and cancel....now you are your own ISP. Congratulations.