Less Than Cake

Hmm...I didn't authorize the use of the photo in the preceding post. I may sue if I can retain a certain Golden Gopher as legal counsel. That will be the clincher.

For the uninitiated, the first thing you do when you get a Wii is determine your Wii Fitness Age. Contrary to popular belief this exercise has nothing to do with relieving oneself. Although, you are welcome to do so after the exercise has terminated. The Wii Fitness Challenge (emphasis mine) consists of tennis, bowling, and baseball. Wii scientists spent countless hours in the lab running tests and concluded these three sports appropriately measure one's speed, stamina, & balance. This Wii truth has been manifested as the Wii Fitness Age.

Due to limited practice facilities, one's Wii Fitness Age may be measured just once per day.

Your's truly turned in a disappointing 80. Time to go back to the drawing board. While it has been offered, at this time I will not consider utilization of "the clear" to enhance performance.


The second day brought improved Wii Fitness Age results. Mrs. Smack was an impressive 39, a 51% improvement over the prior day. I dropped to a Wii Fitness Age of 55, and continue to refrain from use of "the clear" despite prodding from my personal trainer.

The third day showed the impact heart and dedication have on Wii Fitness Age results. Mrs. Smack, pestered by complacency, lost ground with a 55. Having stuck to my workout schedule and balanced diet, my performance was deemed worthy of a 28 Wii Fitness Age.

Yesterday we had a bowling tournament. Cooper of Las Vegas fame inspired us to install a bowling lane in our apartment. Or maybe we just played on the Wii. Pep Pep, as evidenced by this celebratory dance pose, turned in a victorious round of bowling genius.