Less Than Cake

Before 24 officially kicks off season 6 tonight I thought it prudent to let you in on a few little known facts about the character we all tune in to watch.  That is right, the ever pleasant Chloe O'Brian. 

What's that you say? - you tune in to watch Jack.  That is ridiculous. Chloe is clearly the star of the show as she has made 64 appearances prior to tonight's season premiere.  Jack's got nothing on Chloe.

Fine. Here are some little know facts about Jack.

1) If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2) If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
3) Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
4) Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His secondfavorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
5) Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the nexthalf-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
6) Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
7) Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
8) Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
9) 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
10) Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

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